Tiger Woods A Sex Addict?

I wasn't going to comment on what's going on with Tiger.  That's because I don't really know what's going on.  Neither do most of the tabloid news hoes dishing up the dirt.

But the headline promoting a recent clip from the Early Show demands a thoughtful and balanced reply:

"Tiger Woods May Be A Sex Addict"

I'd be funny if this were Saturday Night Live or some other comedy show, but this is the Early Show…

Cedric probably coulda gotten away with this, but coming from CBS — this and all the other "we gotcha now" pieces disguised as news — ain't funny.

According to their "expert", sex addiction can be defined as "living a double life"… as "when someone is portraying themselves one way publicly and living very differently on the side, in secret".

After all this "clinical" defining, the anchor brings up drugs but quickly follows with "we're not diagnosing him."  The expert gets a clue to cover his sweet-looking rear too, echoing that he doesn't know for sure either but there certainly is "smoke."  Read: there must be fire.

(Are all these guys trained by the same person?)

Next, he brings up about Tiger telling the girl to hide her number on caller ID… and ends with "we've lost one of our heroes".

Sex, drugs, and we've lost a hero in just under 3 minutes.

Unbelievable.

I don't know about sex addiction, but I do know classic, and very normal "player" behavior when I see it.  Every player I know is living a double life.  That's what players do.  If you're getting some on the side, you're going to do everything you can to cover your tracks!

And this "street angel, house devil" thing, that's 99% of the celebs I meet.

Most of this is the media doing what it always finds a way to do… and that is… pull a n**ger back down to earth.  If he didn't know, he knows now: us in America still hanging black men for looking at white women, one way or the other.

Think about it, would you ever see the name of your favorite "player" politician with the words "may be a sex addict" after it.  Not a chance.

So is Tiger Woods a sex addict?  Probably not.  Player? Definitely.

Okay, now my personal message to Tiger.  As much as I hate how the media is handling this, you did this to himself… On the real, marriage is a sacred trust, one we are bound to honor.  I can't defend wrong.   First, you need to repent.  Then, kick all them hoes to the curve, get a black preacher on your side, call Howard Rubinstein in NY and hire an expensive, media-savvy lawyer.  Listen, a good black women would've worked this out… she or her brother would've beat you a**, but in the end you would still be married and, at some point in the future, celebrated as a new kind of hero for getting your home right.  (an important life lesson)

One more thing: did you notice how they picked a picture with his eyes looking blood-shot?  Is that a subliminal message that he's drugging too?

Insane.

P.S.  On second thought, this may be a cleverly formulated media spin to make him a victim of these women.  If he is a sex addict, how could he control himself with all those women throwing themselves on him?  He can't be held responsible for this… You think?  If this victim thing works, he will no doubt earn a "double Platinum" player card, lifetime "getto" pass and Woolly's "Slick Willie of the Year Award" — either way, he needs to repent… and get that lawyer!